Fun hacks with vbscript and batch files Posted by Tyson , 11 May 2011 at 08:58, in Labels: Geeks

Cycle a message  in your friends computer

open your notepad and type the following lines of code

@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * Hi
msg * Are you having fun?
msg * I am!
msg * Lets have fun together!
msg * Because you have been o-w-n-e-d
GOTO BEGIN

save it as anyfilename.bat 
run and see the magic



Convey message to your friend and shutdown his/her computer


open your notepad and type the following lines of code

@echo off
msg * I don't like you
shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.



Toggle your friend's Caps Lock button simultaneously

open your notepad and type the following lines of code

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObje ct("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.


Continually pop out your friend's CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them!


open your notepad and type the following lines of code

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX. 7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollectio n
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item( i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item( i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop


Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.


Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously

open your notepad and type the following lines of code

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObjec t("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop


Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.